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“July 18th got it, I’ll start working on something, I’m thinking a life sized statue of me made out of candy?” He laughs softly as he slides off his jeans and crawls up Ashley’s bed to lay down. “Their our kittens babe and I want Mika to name them, but I do have a feeling she’ll want to name them Fan Fan and Ice Cream, so I may have to step in and name them myself later.” 

He grabs Ashley’s hand and pulls him on top of him, “I’m naked in your bed so you have to listen to me or I’ll get dressed and go.” He quickly pecks Ashley on the lips and pulls back with a smirk. “You didn’t almost make a mess of anything, I loved being with you tonight and everything we did was so much fun, although I’m a little disappointed we didn’t get married or go to a sex shop.”

He clutches onto his necklace and smiles.”I love you so much baby, even if you did try and expose my fragile mind to stippers.”

Ashley wrapped his arms around Michael smiling down at him and kissing over his forehead down his nose to the very tip. “I’ll make both up to you on another evening I promise.” He runs his hands up and down Michael’s back before he rolls off laying along his side. 

“Besides you got kittens on your birthday. That should top cock rings on pure cuteness alone. Mmm, need to read the paperwork the vet gave us tomorrow I guess. There is some medicine we are supposed to give them both I saw just glancing.”

He yawns openly snuggling against you. “For now though I am sleepy. Cuddle with me and follow me into dream land. Mika and kittens can wait .” he closes his eyes burying his nose against Michael’s neck. “I love you Michael, happy birthday.” 

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He smiles at the sleeping kittens and slides off the bed to his knees, “Sure I can do that.” Michael slips his wand from his pocket and tapped it on the box which slowly began to glow before it turned into a large fluffy pet bed. He carefully picked up the kittens, who meowed softly from being disturbed and placed them in their new bed.

“Mika is going to love these.” He leans back and catches Ashley mouth with a soft kiss. “Do you need me to do anything else, or is it okay to get into your bed before you take it all up?” 

He chuckled softly kissing him once more before he pushed him self back onto Ashley’s bed and removed his shirt. “Baby… I just want to say thank you for today, it was perfect. I couldn’t have asked for a better birthday, you’re going to have to tell me when you’re 18 so I can start planning something now.”

He stands up as well brushing his hands off on his pants as he smirks pulling off his own top and kicking off his shoes “Only thing left to do is name the little guys. They are your birthday kittens so it is up to you to wrack that sleepy mind of yours and give them names.” Moving to lay on the bed he begins to peel off the skin tight jeans and laughs “My skin can breathe once more! “

Kicking his pants off he rolls over and kisses him back “July 18th is my 18th and I am glad you liked your birthday love. Even if I almost made a mess of it earlier.”

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“Trying to get me down the aisle huh? That’s fine by me, but no Elvis priests.” He chuckles slipping his hand from Ashley’s and wrapping his arms around his neck. “Just give me a second I need to stop my heart before I can apparate back into Hogwarts.” With a shy smile he closed his eyes and took long deep breaths, his heart rate slowly began to drop and he focused on Ashley’s room in his mind. 

With one final deep breath his heart stopped and there was a loud pop followed a pressure pushing down on top of him, the pressure was gone just as soon as it came, with a second pop Michael kissed Ashley and opened his eyes smiling. “I’m getting better at this, I don’t feel sick anymore, but I think it has something to do with the fact I’m dead right now.” 

He unwrapped his arms from Ashley’s neck and slumped onto the end of Ashleys bed, kicking off his shoes he glanced at the clock. “We still have like two hours before Meerkat wakes up, do you mind if I stay tonight? I’ve been here a few nights this week I don’t want to over stay my welcome.”

“I’ll get you for my own someday for sure but for now we shall take out our little kittens and then we shall cuddle” Sitting down the bag and the box he opens the box lifting out one and then the second sleepy kitten.  “Hmm, we need to make them a bed. You want to work on that while I get their water bowls and liter box ready. I am so making it a magical box. No kitty litter scooping for me.”

He reaches into the plastic bag trying to be quite and not wake the sleeping Mika not so far away. Pulling out the bowls he takes out his wand and taps both filling them with water before he pulls out the litter box. The two small kittens both yawn curling up into balls obviously tired.

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He rolls and with a defeated sigh and nods his head in agreement, “Okay sure, I’m kind of tired anyway. And If we leave soon we should able to take a nap before Mika wakes up, also I can’t wait to get out of these jeans again they seem to be getting smaller as the night goes on.” He chuckles under his breath and shoots the elf a half smile, “So where is the vet office?” 

“It is just outside where you stand sir.” The elf points to a door on the far wall marked exit, “You can’t miss it, it’s right outside. I must go now, I’m being called by master.” It forces a smile and clicks it’s fingers and vanished. 

“Huh… we’re alone in a dark room and yet all I can think of is getting the kittens, normally I’d be trying to jump you… I guess we’ve become a sexless married couple now that we have pets.” He squeezes Ashley’s hand and crosses the room to the exit, Michael almost dragged Ashley across the street and stopped at the door. “Do you mind if I wait outside? We don’t nearly have enough money to pay for vets bills and I don’t think I can focus around you while you use your powers again, I’m too tired.” He softly kisses him before pushing him away and leaning up against the wall of the office. “Love you.”

Raises a brow at your words but  doesn’t question you “Alright, I wont be long hopefully.” gently titling your face towards his he kisses him “Love you too. Don’t wander off.” Winking at him playfully he goes inside to settle accounts. About 15 mins later her comes out carrying a larg cardboard cat carrier and another small bag with some kitten food and bowls in it. “Well, guess we have all we need. Guess this is bye to Vegas for now. Who knows maybe I’ll get a ring on your someday and we will come back here.” He winks and takes Michael’s hand in his “Take us home sweetheart. My bed is calling.”

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Michael silently watched as Ashley shoveled fork fulls of food into his mouth, barely even chewing before he swallowed. The first time he’d seen him eat like this was back in the room of requirement, back then it had shocked…

He glares up at Ashley before grabbing his hand to pull himself up, “Well that was rude and uncalled for, you should be nicer to me or I won’t let you in my pants again.” He chuckles and laces their fingers and lets Ashley take the lead the way out of the restaurant and back down the vegas steet, he couldn’t help but noticed it seemed more crowded than before and he squeezed Ashley’s hand when they become one with the crowd. “I don’t think I could deal with some many people on a day to day basis, I’m a small village in Ireland so this is so new to me, even when I moved to London when I was ten it was a small private part.” 

They almost have to plow their way through the herd of people as they made their way back up the strip, only stopping when the jaded looking woman with call cards stopped them to force the cards into their hands, much to his disgust.  By the third one Michael found himself glammering every one that approched them into leaving before they got to close. “I think I’ll have a hot bath when we get back, Voldemort knows where those woman have been.” 

Ashley stopped them outside of a store with dark tinted windows that would be appeared to be closed if it wasn’t for the sign that read “Come in we’re open” that hung in the window. Turning to Ashley as blush began to creep up into his cheeks he coughed awkwardly. “So you weren’t kidding about the rings huh?”

“I never joke about sex sweetheart.” He winks playfully at him but just as he is about to open the door to the store they are both suddenly grabbed by a small hand and they vannish from th store front reappearing in a dark parking garrage. “Begging your pardons sir but the human vet wanted the kitten’s owners to come and take them home. I can’t go and claim them myself and you said you wanted to pay the man.”

The house elf rings his hands nervously looking between the two of us. I sigh softly blowing the front of my hair up “Damn, cock blocked by a kitten. I can’t even be mad. Maybe we should just pick them up and head home. I can get you a cock ring anywhere after all.” He winks playfully at Michael squeezing his hand tightly.”What do you say birthday boy?”

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Michael silently watched as Ashley shoveled fork fulls of food into his mouth, barely even chewing before he swallowed. The first time he’d seen him eat like this was back in the room of requirement, back then it had shocked him, but know it was second nature. When Ashley swallowed down the last of his third plate and pulled another in front of him Michael quickly leaned across the table and pulled him into an impatient kiss. “Sorry, It’s the only I know to stop you from eating.” He chuckled as he slid around the booth to sit next to him. 

“Now about these cock rings. I’m up for getting one, no pun intended, but you’re not allowed use it during sex. You don’t need to last any longer than you already do, hell I have to use my powers to project my feelings upon you so when I cum, you come with me. Little vamp trick I learned that time in the forest.” He pecks Ashley on the cheek and picks up a slice of toast, bitting a small part off the edge before putting it back down. “But I won’t accept it as a wedding band, if I ever decided I want to be married I want bling.” Laughing he slides his hand under the table and slowly traces the seams on the inner thigh of Ashley’s jeans. 

With his free hand he slips Ashley’s plate of food towards him, “Don’t let me distract you from eating, I wouldn’t want you to hold a grudge against me.”

He wraps his free right arm around him switching to using his fork in his left as he pulls him close. “I’d never hold a grudge against you for something as trivial as food I promise and soon as I finnish here we are going to go pick out your ring asap then. Although dirty trick you are planning I will have to watch out for you I guess.” He quickly dives back into his food finishing it off and the few remaining items the waitress brings us before using making out with you a distraction as beneath the table he swings his wand a large pile of money appearing in your lap. 

Breaking the kiss he licks his lips and begins to count out the money for the tab. “It  isn’t their money but they wont release that for a day or two when it changes back to Bulgarian tender.” Downing his cola he stands up and playfully pushes him off the bench seat “Up up my lazy man. We must be moving on.”

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Michael rolls his eyes at the amount of bevrages that had arrived, he quickly grabbed a glass of orange juice and drained it in one go sticking his tongue out once finished. “Don’t worry about it baby, if he’s a full blood vampire he most likely won’t be very willing to help me. I have a pretty good sense of what I am, ninety percent of the time I have control and I’ve got some skills with handling my powers. It would just be nice to know what was fact and fiction, some of the books said vampires cry blood, but I clearly don’t. But of course I’ve never cried while my vampire side was in control so I don’t really know.”

He steals another glass of orange juice and takes a sip, “I’m sorry I shouldn’t be boring you with this, it just kind of caught me off guard when you said vampires are accepted in the muggle culture, well accepted as a work of ficiton but still. It was unexpected, we’re not even accepted in the magical world.”

“Now would you please tell me what a co-” the waitress returns and Michael immediately stops speaking, his cheeks turning a bright shade of pink. She placed several plates in front of Ashley and apologized for the delay on the rest and assured him it wouldn’t be much longer, she then place a large plate of bacon and toast in front of Michael and left once again. 

He clears his throats and lowers his voice to a gentle whisper, “Now tell me, what’s a cock ring, and why are we getting matching ones? They don’t sound very romantic, it sounds kind of painful.” Taking up a piece of bacon he slowly nibbles on the end of it before putting it back down. “Is it something for sex or a muggle fashion thing?”

He smiles as you steal the orange juice and the smile grows all the wider with the arrivel of food. Picking up some bacon he nibbles as he speaks “Not broing at all. As for cock rings, they are for sex purely. Sort of like to help make you last longer. they restrict the blood flow or some shit like that. And I was just teasing . You know romantic like wedding rings. We would both have one so it would be like a wedding band thing in general.”

He shrugs his shoulder slightly going back to his food. “Just ignore me, I’m being crazy so I’ll blame the vodka from the show.” He giggles softly happily devouring his food stopping only to thank the waitress as she brings the last of it.

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He laughs aloud as Ashley ordered and playfully kicked him under the table that’s my boyfriend all right always thinking with his stomach, Michael glances the menu once more one the waitress had asked if he’d like anything, “Umm could I just have a plate of bacon and some toast? Please.” She smiled and nodded, “Sure thing hun, I’ll be write back with your food.” He smiled and watched her leave waiting for her to leave ear shot before turning his attention to Ashley. 

“I don’t know what a cock ring is I just seen a sign in one of the stores, but I have more important questions. There was a church with a vampire pastor? So it’s true then… I won’t burst into flames if I touch anything holy, and about the silver and garlic, I know I’m allergic to them.” He slipps his fork under the table and takes his wand out casting a charm to turn the stainless steal into silver. 

Whimmpering in pain he swore under his breath and squeezed his fingers around the handle of the fork, his skin audibly sizzling from it’s touch. Dropping it to the floor he place his hand up on the table palm side up. There was a long burn mark down the center of his hand and down the back of his fingers, the skin still smoking as he began to heal. “See, I don’t see that happening to other wizards. I’m just glad the chain you got for me is white gold, I’d still wear it even it was silver but I’d be very on edge while doing so.” He leans across the table and softly kisses Ashley before slumping back to his side of the booth. 

He takes up Michael’s hand kissing the palm of it before holding it gently in his own. “I’m sorry to say I can’t tell you much than what I already have. I didn’t predict someday I would be head over heels for a vamp as well as having kinky sex with one as well. I can try to owl my friend when we get back home if you want. Maybe you could meet and talk with the vampire priest. He could give you some insight on your new life or something. Probably knows more than any book can tell you.”

The waitress comes back bringing me a coffee, milk, hot tea, several jucies and hot chocolate. Seeing the fork on the floor she picks it up and quickly leaves a fresh set of utensils before departing again. A wicked smirks comes to Ashley’s lips as he picks up the hot chocolate. “My innocent boy. I am so getting us matching cock rings tonight. It will be romantic.”

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He stretches wrapping an arm around your waist. Downing the last of his drink he leaves the bottle and begins to head to the exit with him. “A wedding chapel? Well whatever you like babe. But you know you…

He furrows his brow looking around the restaurant they had just arrived in, it looked like it should be in Hogsmeade and not Vegas, the familiarity made him smile as he leaned closer to Ashley. “This place is quite out of the ordinary for Vegas don’t you think?” Michael closed his eyes and rested on Ashley’s shoulder, the vodka had gone to his head and his limbs had begun to feel heavy.

After a few moments a blonde middle aged woman approached them with a fake smile plastered across her face, with a quick display of pleasantries she lead them to a booth near the back of the restaurant and left to get some menus. Michael glanced around to make sure nobody was listening before he spoke, “Do you mean what you said outside? That the whole Religion thing isn’t true? I don’t believe on god or anything of the sort but it would be nice not having to live in fear of getting to close to anything with any sort of religious value, being allergic to silver and garlic I can live with, unless you get a silver cock ring.” He chuckles softly and absentmindedly tapped his tongue stud against the back of his teeth, almost in an attempt to force his fangs to retreat.

The server returned with two menus and a pitcher of water and left them on the table before leaving to return to her other tables. Michael took up one of the menus only to glance at it’s front page and place it down again. “I ate last week, and I had some cake not long ago so I’m okay for now. But you get what you want, I’ll just watch you inhale your food.”

“Yeah I think it is just something they tell people to make them less afraid. I am pretty sure my best mate back in Bulgaria’s mom’s church was headed by a vampire pastor. Now the silver and garlic I can’t say but the church stuff has to be a load of shit.” He flips through the menu humming softly as he tries to decide while drinking from his water. “Cock ring? That something you are interested in hmm? Well Vegas does have some nice sex shops. Maybe we should hit one after I get my bottomless stomach filled.”

The waitress returns pad in hand and Ashley smiles up at her “Really easy. I wan’t everything on the breakfast menu except for the yogurt and garnola. All my eggs over easy and the turkey bacon please.” her eyes widen but turn to Michael expectantly “Anything for your sweetie?”

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He stretches wrapping an arm around your waist. Downing the last of his drink he leaves the bottle and begins to head to the exit with him. “A wedding chapel? Well whatever you like babe. But you know you don’t have to hide the fangs. Vamps are part of their pop culture here. They will just think they are fake fangs.”

Pushing open the door we stepped back out into the lights and noise mingling with the crowd. “So which chapel are we heading to babe. You are the driver and director of this trip.”

“Vampires are part of the muggle culture, why would anybody want to be like me? vampires are disgusting!.” He said through gritted teeth, wincing when his fangs pierced the thin skin on his lips. “I really don’t understand muggles, I’m a vampire and if I had a choice to be normal I would jump on it without a second thought. Somethings are fun but it’s mostly depressing, I’m a freak of nature after all.” 

With a sigh he rests his head on Ashley’s shoulder as they walk down the strip, or whatever Ashley had called it. “I was kidding about the chapel by the way, I could burst into flames if I entered one for all I know. That’s how it works for my people right? We’re allergic to anything holy, and apparently silver and garlic.”

“So let’s do something you want to do, I don’t know this place so I don’t have the faintest idea of where to go or what to do.” A thin black woman approaches him and with a sly wink she practically forces a call card into his hands before she stumbles away. “Seriously? Is it not obvious that I’m gay?” he chuckles softly and kisses Ashley’s cheek, “They must think you’re a girl, I blame the long hair.” 

“You wont burst into flames. Those chapels are glorified Muggle Civil ceremonies. There is no god in them. Also I hear most of that lore is complete bollocks anyhow. You vampires are tougher than you let on. As to why the humans like the vamps. I guess it is because everybody likes a bad boy baby.” He winks and laughs lightly pulling you along through the crowd with him.

“Come on! I am famished and there is  Denny’s breakfast sampler screaming my name. If you are good maybe I’ll slip some blood into your hot chocolate.” He pulls him along as we come to a strange restaurant placed into the side of a casino but looking almost like a muggle house. Stepping inside we wait in line to be seated. Ash was sniffing deeply a happy smile on his face at the smells hitting his drunk senses.